Archives for July 5, 2010

Who the heck did I give birth to? Donald Trump?

Donald Trump is living in my second bedroom. Except, instead of having a bad comb-over, he has a buzz cut, wears glasses and has the perimeter surrounded with plastic army men. I am talking about the fruit of my loins, the one we call Peanut. He just turned 10 and instead of being like any other kid, […]